Confusion
Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son: It's Sandra, d neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhh I wish u hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son,
but u must promise?not?to tell ur mother. Sandra is actually ur sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son: It's Angela, d other neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish u hadn't said that. Angela is also ur sister.
This went on couple of times n d son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date
any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, u can date whoever u want. He isn't your father =))
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son: It's Sandra, d neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhh I wish u hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son,
but u must promise?not?to tell ur mother. Sandra is actually ur sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son: It's Angela, d other neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish u hadn't said that. Angela is also ur sister.
This went on couple of times n d son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date
any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, u can date whoever u want. He isn't your father =))
Self Control
People smoke and drink for a few days & get addicted to it. I am studying since childhood but still not addicted to studying....This is called SELF CONTROL..........>=)
At the Barber Shop
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'The guy left.A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'The guy left.A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half .The guy left.The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,'Your house!' =D =))
The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,'Your house!' =D =))
Meanwhile in India:
28 Dec 2002: Dhirubhai ambanis dream to make a phone call cheaper than sending a postcard came true
16 Sep 2011: Vijay mallya's dream of making beer cheaper than petrol came true.. =))
Computers in Heaven
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading d first message she fainted.The son rushed in to the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:To: My Loving Wife, I know u are surprised to hear from me. They have Computers here, and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Expecting u darling. I can't wait to c u!=D =))
Where the hell are you?
She: Where the hell are you jerk ?
He : Darling you remember that jewellery shop where you saw the necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time said "baby it'll be yours one day"
She: yes I remember my love !
He: I am in the pub just next to that shop :P
He : Darling you remember that jewellery shop where you saw the necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time said "baby it'll be yours one day"
She: yes I remember my love !
He: I am in the pub just next to that shop :P
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