Remembering her birthday....................

Mr. Smith thought he had conquered his problem of trying to
remember his wife's birthday and, also, their anniversary.
He opened an account with a florist, providing the florist
with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife
on the dates along with an appropriate note signed, "Your
loving husband."

His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and
all went well until one day when he came home he saw a
bouquet.

Giving his wife a kiss hello, he said offhandedly, "Nice
flowers, honey. What's the occasion?"